Fortune Cookies

1. Retirement means twice the husband with half the money.
2. Discontent is the only thing that leads to change.
3. Danny Phantom is like the hottest toon ever.
4. I am sick of staying in a hotel, but glad to have someone come in and vacuum and make our beds everyday.
5. It's harder coming up with ten things to say everyday than I thought it would be:)

Toots

1. We went to Toots today. The wings were 25 cents which Mark called a steal and we spent too much on games but we did win a bear which Imogen(with guidance) named Smyrna.
2. My dad thinks blogs are very ironic-people once considered their diaries to be very personal, private things-now we get excited when our counter goes up and people read are private most intimate thoughts.
3. I wish I could write as well as my brother.
4. My cousin-in-law Tim got a piece of metal in his eye and had to have it removed with a special drill- which does not sound like the most fun to have on a Monday afternoon. Please say a little prayer that his vision is affected.
5. Mr. Oliver Please slept from about 11:30 til almost 6:00 this morning without liquid nourishment which I think is pretty darn alright!

Sweet Dreams

1. Ever since I have had gestational diabetes, I have fantasies-even dreams about sweets. I dreamed earlier about some raspberry cookies from the vending machine and I don't even like raspberries.
2. The cookies were delicious.
3. I think that food may be the culprit behind obesity.
4. It scares me to death that laptops are the only computers our grandchildren will even know because I think they are more difficult to use and well even as I type this on my husband's laptop I am getting used to it so nevermind.
5. The church we discovered here is so friendly it freaks me out-I guess I am always looking for the poison koolaid though.

Central TN

1. I have decided to write 5 things everyday.
2. We found a house, a church, and a park.
3. Imogen climbed all the way to the top while playing at the local Mcdonalds playground.
4. My husband thinks it is weird that a potty training little girl walks in on Imogen while pottying-but male athletes often shower together and pop tushies during games.
5. We paid a girl to clean our house before we moved in and she didn't dust the ceiling fans, Tiffany!